As an atheist, I shall not be eating a chocolate egg today.
— EdinburghEye (@EyeEdinburgh) April 6, 2012
And two hours later, after I had bought a latte and a croissant at Relish:
As an atheist, I shall not be eating a chocolate egg today EVEN THOUGH the coffee shop was selling Divine dark chocolate Fair Trade eggs.
— EdinburghEye (@EyeEdinburgh) April 6, 2012
As an atheist, I suppose I ought to have made this post on the vernal equinox. But who’s thinking about chocolate eggs then?